now listen up you fat fuck 

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.

When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

now listen up you fat fuck by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016

Why are you fat 

Why are you what you little Bi##h

Why are you fat? Im fat im THICC

Why are you fat by YEET THE THICC BOI August 5, 2020

Fuck off you fat arse bitch 

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

Fuck off you fat arse bitch by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

steeve ho you fat 

steeve ho you fat is a french player that plays on wembys former team that cant win without him on. He is incredible on the defensive side of the court not to mention his shot, hes 54.7% from the free throw line, 76.1% in the restricted area, 12.9% in the mid range, and 78.6% from 3. He also averages 34.6ppg, 17.6 assist ,and 12.4 rebounds, along with 3.4 blocks, and 7.2 steals per game. Overall he is the 13th man off the bench just like me fr.

I love steeve ho you fat.

steeve ho you fat by campymywampy November 14, 2023

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy 

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

I said, you look fat in those pants! 

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.

Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

I said, you look fat in those pants! by What the ? February 25, 2006

you sound fat 

An insult toward bitter females, who may or may not be fat and/or ugly, that think they are above people who are more attractive and can attract the opposite sex easily. They also generalize about people to make themselves feel better.

Bitter Female: "In my books all pretty boys and weight lifters are jerks. They think they are so great, if one tried to walk up to me I would ignore them."

Random Person: "You sound fat, those types of guys would not want to talk to you in the first place."

you sound fat by Lance Bozeman August 7, 2005