ya mum 

ya mum is the answer to every question

tom:your a dick
jim:so is ya mum

ya mum by oj May 13, 2005

Ya mum 

Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum.

(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)

e.g

Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.

or

Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.

or

Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!

Ya mum by Sarah And Kitty May 9, 2006

ya mum 

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

ya mum by ya mum October 13, 2003

ya mum 

The woman that is my girlfriend.

Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.

ya mum by Bowen Zhu May 12, 2008

ya mum 

this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?!? ALRIGHT?!?!?!

"oi shut up"
"ya mum"
...
"MAMUMSDEAD!!!"

ya mum by sickmad beast February 23, 2010

ya mum 

Ya Mum is a good pay out and makes people go SILENT

Ben- Ur Gay
Billy- Ya Mums Gay

1- Go away u Homo
2- Thats not what ya Mum said

Ben - Where were u last night
Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock!
Ben - WHAT!

1- Dont pay ot me Mum
2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it!

ya mum by funny one here October 2, 2007

ya mum 

1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.

2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.

3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.

1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."

2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"

3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."

ya mum by ya mum. November 24, 2006