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Woodshed Moment 

Wood shed is an outbuilding where the firewood was kept back in the olden days. Usually there was room inside for a couple of seats (unsplit logs) to facilitate smokin' & jokin'. However, it was also a convenient and enclosed space to deliver an ass-whuppin' in relative private without disturbing the better-behaved children of the house. These days a "woodshed moment" is not limited to a beating, and can apply to disciplinary conferences in an employer/employee relationship.
"What the...Brad botched the meeting and cost us a client! When he gets in we're going to have a woodshed moment."
Woodshed Moment by ChickenThe Cat October 10, 2018
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take him/her/it behind the woodshed 

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating
Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

taken to the woodshed 

1. To be given a spanking

2. To be taught a lesson, defeated, or embarrassed like you got spanked.
1. Boy 1: Why is Tommy rubbing his butt?
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!

2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.

There gonna take me to the woodshed 

To get beat up for being over $300k over budget
There gonna take me to the woodshed for being $300k over budget on a new build

Took her to the woodshed 

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)
You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed

Took her to the woodshed 

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)
You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed