purple welcome mat

when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.

im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.

purple welcome mat by jason dye May 15, 2003

Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat 

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.

Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.

Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat by max meat July 20, 2010

Georgia welcome mat 

Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.

I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.

Georgia welcome mat by TomH January 16, 2008

Ukranian welcome mat 

Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.

“Did you hear? Joe said he’s going to beat you up after school.”
“Well, I’ll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.”

Ukranian welcome mat by Samuyil Hyde February 28, 2022

Bosnian Welcome Mat 

a landmine

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.

Bosnian Welcome Mat by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025

lick the welcome mat 

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat

dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.

lick the welcome mat by flaversaver September 13, 2011

Welcome Matt 

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.

" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."

Welcome Matt by KittenQT September 30, 2014