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watered down hipster 

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.
"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
watered down hipster by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015

Waterproofologist

A person who is an expert in the field of Waterproofing Treatment for any Structure / Building / Infrastructure etc.
Leading Waterproofing Consultant who has acquired vast experience in the field of Waterproofing Treatment along with commendable credentials in the said field so as to qualify as 'waterproofologist'.
Waterproofologist by MM Banerjee December 13, 2010

waterproof mascara 

This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.
"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"

Lil waterr 

The youngest flexer of all time. He's also trapper of the century and is with the shit. He will also take yo girl and he will catch you lacking with the choppa. He's up next in the rap game don't sleep on lil waterr
Aye have you heard of lil waterr his music is fire asf
Lil waterr by Lil waterr September 18, 2019

Watertrash 

a type of alcoholic redneck that lives on the water. usually drinks Coors lite and smokes cheap cigarettes. watertrash people listen to a lot of Jimmy Buffett and Kenny Chesney. somewhat like white trash.
Wow, that guy we met at the boat dock was Watertrash as hell.
Watertrash by waylon55 December 8, 2013

it's soooo Waterfront 

Based on the Waterfront in Norwich, however it can be applied anywhere:

This is when the DJ for a themed night (i.e rock/metal/dance etc) plays a few good songs once every 2 hours, the rest is rubbish and appeals only to the fat, ugly and desperate who seem to dominate the dance floor...probably coz no-one wants to go near them.
Metal/Rock Club Night

Me: WTF? The DJ was playing some decent tunes now Dizzee Rascal is on, how is that Metal?

Friend: I know it's soooo Waterfront