Parkinson's law for warez and porn 

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." Extensive research by volunteers has shown that for warez and porn, a similar principle applies. The applied Parkinson's law states that "warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available." The law's application in this context suggests also that warez and porn are gaseous in nature.

In practice this means that over time, the storage space occupied by warez and porn files increases to fill any void present on the writable storage medium they are contained on. During research it was shown that no matter how large the researcher's hard drives grew, warez and porn always expanded to fill any space available.

Some of the longer-term researchers also reported that the growth rate of warez and porn seemed to closely follow Moore's law. Further research is required to determine if this is the cause or an effect of Parkinson's law's applicability to warez and porn. It is even possible that the inverse is true - that warez and porn are in fact the cause for Moore's law in the first place.

Damn that Parkinson - my porn drive is full again.

I know - warez and porn expand so as to fill the storage space available.

Yeah, that's why they call it the lame reference to Parkinson's law for warez and porn.

Parkinson's law for warez and porn by Mr.Black July 18, 2008

True Warez 

Real software, music, and other files usuall trader for free on underground IRC servers. True warez does not contain virus and click here fake free porno adds.

I downloaded new movies and games from a True Warez server.

True Warez by karog July 11, 2003

0 day warez linkz 

Stupid ploy used by every site that claims to link to pirated software but only leads to 70 year old naked grandmas.

The only 0 day warez linkz site on the net, period!

0 day warez linkz by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

egg-warez 

see egg-ware

hey man u know any good egg-warez sites?

egg-warez by dabigpig May 21, 2004

lava-ware

Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.

Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."

lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013

Ware Whare 

A colloquial name in New Zealand for the large department store chain The Warehouse.

Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".

Guy 1 : Where'd you get your jandals bro?
Guy 2 : At the ware whare for $5 bro.

Ware Whare by Build additional pyr0ns May 12, 2009

wardz.vr

Very good gorilla tag player. Can juke anyone and is the best at the game. If you see him you should leave because he is too good.

“Oh no it’s wardz.vr we need to leave”
“Yeah he is too good”

wardz.vr by wardz February 22, 2022