Vintage 

Search up a picture of CHAD, and he'll be there on the top. He is the king of Chads, even above Mauser. He is so Chad he ate Mausers cat OJ Simpson because it looked at him wrong.

I wish I was as Chad as Vintage.

Vintage by Totallynotvintage69 July 13, 2022

vintage 

word that Michael DiCostanzo uses in frustration while playing Wordle. it is similar to the phrase "that's typical" meaning that he picked the wrong option (witch he often does.)

"that's vintage!"

vintage by ollie.always.here June 23, 2023

Vintage Soul 

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)

Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.

Vintage Soul by GuitaristLouie May 11, 2014

vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.

Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."

vintage douche bag by Say whit? February 16, 2015

Vintage Queen 

-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.

"She is such a Vintage Queen. Definitely born after her time."

Vintage Queen by abbinme March 3, 2010

vintage cougar 

A vintage cougar is a cougar past her prime

For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.

That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.

vintage cougar by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010

Vintage Evo 

A classic moment. one of pure vintage that only could be come up with by an Evo

Evo: i think its time to replenish my Budweiser stock.
AJ: vintage evo

Vintage Evo by ajice July 4, 2009