fap viewing 

(v) Reading or posting on a forum aproximately 15-30 minutes after announceing you are going to bed. It can therefore be assumed that you fapped before hitting the hay.

WTF is Harry doing viewing Genmay? Didn't he say he was say he was going to bed awhile ago? He must be fap viewing....again.

fap viewing by skiplar September 7, 2005

25 cent viewing booth 

25 cent viewing booths are common fixtures in porn stores across the US. the booths are small, dark rooms in the back of the store in which customers can watch a porn for a quarter. the rooms are usually dirty and covered with jizz. the store may supply free lotion and tissues.

25 cent viewing booths are used by truckers, dirty old men, desperate people, and horny teens, when the feel the need to wank it

25 cent viewing booth by Scotty Doesn't Know June 23, 2006

Oriental Viewing Device 

A more socially acceptable way to refer to one's Japs eye

"Oops I seem to have a pubic hair stuck in my oriental viewing device!"

"Oh well never mind"

Oriental Viewing Device by deemo7 June 17, 2009

read-viewing 

A method of viewing complex films (and filmed versions of plays, especially), in order to see and hear the actions of the plot, but also to read what is happening, while the story unfolds.

When teaching students complex plays by Shakespeare or Arthur Miller, an English teacher might employ the method of read-viewing of the play so that students can see what is happening while reading the subtitles/closed captions. Read-viewing engages students in the visual world of the story, which helps to improve comprehension of the literature. Ideally, this method would be used in short increments of 20 to 30 minutes, and then students will discuss and analyze what they have read-viewed.

read-viewing by MsDurdenTeacher November 20, 2017

deja viewing 

The terrible feeling you get when you're half-way through a movie or a program and suddenly remember you've watched it before, and thus realize that your evening is shot, your memory is a sieve, and your whole existence is a waste. A byproduct of too much streaming in too concentrated period of time.

Oh, dude, I was killing it with Steve McQueen and Bullitt and then it hit me I was deja viewing and had just seen it like, a month ago.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.

deja viewing by Creed Cur August 5, 2020

remote viewing 

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

remote viewing by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

birds eye viewing 

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

birds eye viewing by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020