False Vandalism 

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

False Vandalism by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

vandalated 

A combination of vandalized and violated

He hit me and my car with his baseball bat, I feel vandalated.

vandalated by Sydelgado November 30, 2016

Vandalicious 

The act of being destructive.

Sarah was very vandalicious at work tonight!

We need to find something to do that is not vandalicious.

Vandalicious by Jcrow917 August 3, 2008

Dylan Vandal 

Verb; Dylan Vandaled, Gaylan Vandal

The process of sticking a mans penis inside of the females belly button, then fucking it.

And if it is homosexual it is Gaylan Vandal

"I didn't know which hole it was so i accidentally Dylan Vandaled her but she was cool with it."

Dylan Vandal by Timelord Turtle July 30, 2018

Art Vandalay 

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

Art Vandalay by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003

Art Vandalay 

A judge in Latham. Massachusetts.

Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza made up the name, which they used whenever they needed to tell a lie involving a non-existent person, or they needed to claim to be someone else.

They were aghast when, in the series finale, they were arrested and hauled before the judge, whose name was actually Art Vandalay.

Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Art Vandalay presiding.

Art Vandalay by Frank Booth March 18, 2007