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spewed upon 

to become the canvass to female ejaculate; cum on. coll: "whitewashed"
As Harry is a skilled pussy-licker, his lips are often spewed upon by the subject of his sucking.
spewed upon by fraülein k May 9, 2012

Shark Upon the Gale 

The un-official mascot of The College of William and Mary. The official mascot being the Griffin, and the official nickname still being 'The Tribe.'

Originally suggested by The Pillory, the satirical magazine at William and Mary, it literally describes a shark blasted from a canon into the stands at the crowd.
football fan1: "whoo hoo! Go Tribe, and Shark Upon the Gale!"
To be completely dominated in any sort of way, usually in competition.
Cleveland got shit upon by Lebron when he left for Miami.
shit upon by getToTheChoppa32 April 12, 2011

styled upon 

Prepositional adverb, past tense.

When some fabulous bastard unwittingly makes you look bad by mere proximity. This probably wouldn't have happened if you'd only just combed your hair, or at least buttoned your shirt...
Guy 1: Crap dude, GQ Jim just walked in. Look at that suit, oh man now Jessica's eyeballin him too, damn...
Guy 2: Should'a stepped it up, bro. Looks like you've been styled upon.
styled upon by Zing zing February 4, 2016

stuck upon 

To do it with a person following recommendations or good ratings from persons with whom the person have done it previously.

A portmanteau - blend - of STUMBLE UPON , the Firefox browser extension and FUCK.
I stuck upon Kim yesterday.I would have never thought of doing it with her but all the guys at my gym rated her 8/10.Sure she is a four stars inn.
stuck upon by bemarenina March 23, 2011
a nicer way term for someone's ass/behind
mother: Evan, please get your sit-upon off the floor, I can't pass with the laundry basket; you're in the middle of the bloody hallway.

Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.
sit-upon by Uncle Dimma July 4, 2012