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a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.
friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
Umpede by mike jones September 2, 2008
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Umme is a woman that thinks she is fast and thinks shes very tall. She has a habit of taking long to respond and then doesn't talk to you irl
Man shes a umme look at her
UMME by iPhone12Pro June 8, 2021
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Umme Salmah 

People with the name Umme Salmah are very loving. They love tranquility and comfort. They are artistic and like quality. Umme Salmah is very beautiful, charming and pleasant. People with the name Umme Salmah want the best out of life, they are very luxurious! Umme Salmah's are real charmers! Umme Salmah like to sleep and love to indulge in food!

Umme Salmah LOVES to gym! She is a GYMOHOLIC! Umme Salmah Likes to do work when she wants to. People with the name Umme Salmah cannot watch a movie because they fall asleep while watching it. Umme Salmah doesn't like to cook but loves to eat! She loves to play with makeup and her phone! Everyone loves to be around an Umme Salmah! Pleasant, Beautiful and Friendly is what she is!
Everyone wants to be an Umme Salmah! (VERY BEAUTIFUL)
Umme Salmah by RedBull786 November 22, 2021
A big fat shit with no friends
Wow that guy is such an ummer
Ummer by john watson school June 27, 2007
a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.
friend#1:hey its an allende
friend#2:ha ha allendes a loser
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!hes growing!!
Umpede by mike jones2 September 3, 2008
A way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don't wish to say any of the free. The name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: "This is. . .um..er..."
"This is my ummer, Olivia."

"Mom, this is um. . .er, David."
ummer by lizzie mag September 8, 2006

ummer belly 

1) Something you hold that prevents you from getting wet whilst it's raining
2) An umbrella
When it started raining, this girl pulled out the most colorful ummer belly to keep herself from getting wet.
ummer belly by Dawnie December 16, 2006