One in the ass is worth two in the puss 

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

One in the ass is worth two in the puss by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

two in the pink and one in the stink 

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

two in the pink and one in the stink by t0xicity December 21, 2003

Two in the blood one in the mud 

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

Two in the blood one in the mud by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

two in the beaver one in the cleaver by Goldilox May 30, 2006

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink" by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

two in the blood one in the mud 

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"

Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

two in the blood one in the mud by KP$ September 29, 2006

Two in the pink, one in the stink. 

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.

person 1: Guess what I did last night.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen

Person 2: aww thats nasty

Two in the pink, one in the stink. by Blackman in Maryport August 4, 2014