twelve 

Twelve, "The Almighty Adversary". Often fought, rarely vanquished, Twelve is large and singular at the same time. Twelve, one ..two, comin' atcha. Unghh!

Example one:
1st person- "Hey, you wanna go fight Twelve?"
2nd person- "Yeah I'll fight."
(a cigarette is smoked)
Example two:
1st person- "Can I get your number?"
2nd person- "Twelve."

twelve by Greg Gilman January 18, 2004

twelve 

gay. instead of being caught for saying 'gay', just say twelve instead

person1: look at that guy, he is so gay
person2: no, mate, he's twelve.
person1: no, YOU'RE twleve

twelve by bill scriven April 11, 2006

twelve 

a dozen like it sounds like a quadrillion but is only twelve a dozen

a dozen of twelve eggs which came first because DNA is all in that mofo.

twelve by Gods Hitman March 22, 2017

Twelve 

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve

Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door

Twelve by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017

Twelve 

Twelve is the age after eleventeen.

That bitch look twelve but she really eleventeen, make note of the ass like a middle aged art teacher.

Twelve by squilliamfancybuns April 22, 2018

Twelve 

A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".

"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."

Twelve by CringyKrypton June 4, 2018

twelve 

the age of most children who play fortnite

Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!

twelve by dufixuonsfos February 16, 2019