tweezer dick 

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

tweezer dick by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018

tweezerhead

Someone who thinks they are a lot cooler than they really are.

Jim thinks he's a babe magnet but what a fricking tweezerhead.

tweezerhead by Mr. O. April 22, 2009

tweezers 

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers

tweezers by blackbone March 23, 2009

tweezer 

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue

tweezer by breauxdel September 8, 2006

tweezerbation 

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

tweezerbation by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

Tweezer 

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.

"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".

Tweezer by Fuhggin Old Dude December 27, 2010

Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.

Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!

Cock and Ball Tweezers by B&S Customs Inc. November 7, 2006