tuesday 

Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.

Dude 1: Man, tuesday blows.
Dude 2: You said it.

tuesday by spacecoyote17 September 21, 2008

Tuesday 

The only day reasonable fit to commit suicide and/or be homosexual without feeling any sort of remorse

Gary-“ I really just wanna die or do something homosexual but my mom said no”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man”

Tuesday by AgLet- August 9, 2019

Tuesday 

A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.

Tuesday...well at least it's not Monday.

Tuesday by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Tuesday 

To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.

This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.

I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.

Tuesday by Ben XO January 16, 2007

tuesday 

a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'

"eat my tuesday"

"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("

"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."

tuesday by maggie costello January 23, 2009

Tuesday 

The day of the week when most people live their entire lives.

You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.

Tuesday by Downstrike October 17, 2004

Tuesday 

Fred's birthday.

"Guys, its Tuesday remember to wish Fred happy birthday!"

Tuesday by fishhobo October 20, 2020