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trampoline 

A bounce pad with hookers on it
What do you call a bounce pad with hookers.
A TRAMPoline!
trampoline by Dubiks March 16, 2019

trampoline 

Resuming stupid or dangerous behavior with little or no learning from previous experience or expert analysis.
"He stayed at home for, like, three days, then trampolined to a party and picked up this chick and took her home. She was really hot - her temperature was 104."
trampoline by TheDomWTF March 23, 2020

Trampoline 

Needed an extra jar of Trampoline after that night with the biker-chick.
Trampoline by Doctor Hew August 3, 2021

Trampoline 

A piece of equipment used to jump on and do tricks such as flips; also known as a flaccid floor
When leaving a trampoline park, you may thank the employees by saying, “thank you for letting me play on your flaccid floors”
Trampoline by Tortilla Milf March 3, 2022

Trampoline 

A large piece of equipment, typically placed in gardens, that people bounce on, and can also be used for competitive purposes too. They are very fun.
I'm going to go outside and bounce on my trampoline.
Trampoline by Dx_raptor March 23, 2022

Trampoline 

The perfect name for your typical drunken lady who bounces from dick to dick with reckless abandon, usually at closing time.
"Keep a tight grip on your men, ladies. Trampoline is all Jagered up and on the prowl tonight!"
Trampoline by SillyPaleMan June 11, 2023