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Track-sition 

The beautiful effect that occurs when a band, such as Arcade Fire, transitions from on track to another without stopping the song. It produces one fluent sound that is orgasmic to the ears of the listener. Shivers down the spine then ensue.
Chad: Brobocop, did you check out that album from Arcade Fire?

Brobocop: Yeah, yo. Funeral?

Chad: Yeah, Brosef Stalin. That track-sition between Haiti and Rebellion (Lies) was totally ill!

Brosef Stalin: Bro, I agree. Let's hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and listen to it while playing some Call of Duty.

Both: Bro! (slap five)
Track-sition by ChabsBlows August 10, 2010
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track snack 

A girl who hangs out at the motocross track, usually whorish in nature.
Don't worry baby, I don't have any track snacks, just you.

track stand

The track stand is a bicycle maneuver in which the cyclist perches over the bike, trying to hold it almost stationary. The track stand may look, to a non-cyclist as if the rider is about to lunge forward, which may happen if the cyclist loses control of the bike.

To “track stand” is to hold a bicycle more or less stationary by perching over the cycle and rocking back and fourth slightly such that it does not fall down, as it would if it were completely still.

This move is easier to perform on a fixed-gear, or (racing) track bike, hence the name. The direct drive from pedals to drivetrain on a ‘track bike’ allow the cyclist to gently rock back and fourth. Timed track stands competitions now feature at many bike messenger and fixed bike enthusiast meets.

The move is also used widely by mountain bikers. Since the freewheel, which only engages when the cranks are pedaled forward, is common on mountain bikes, the technique usually involves a slight incline so that the cyclist can gently pedal up and allow the bike to rock back. This allows a biker to pause before negotiating a particularly technical bit of terrain such as a deep crevasse, a jump or a stream.

Any cyclist can hold a track stand on any bike for about fifteen seconds, often long enough for a light to change color, or enough of a pause to stop for a stop sign without stepping off of the pedals and leaving the riding position.

Like a lot of US slang, the term can be used as a noun or a verb, or even an adjective for the particularly linguistically obtuse.
The Chinese acrobat busted a track stand and then 30 people made a pyramid on top of her and the bike.

When I hold a track stand at an intersection, drivers think that I am trying to bomb through, not stand still, perhaps due to the perched-over-the bike position.

Dude, time me while I do a track stand on my new fixie – while wearing tight jeans, $2,000 worth of trendy clothing and a bunch of heavy shit stuffed into a messenger bag.
track stand by Professor reZz December 31, 2007

New Track Syndrome 

When a musician of any genre (although the term is more often used for hip-hop artists and producers) creates a new song in which they enjoy upon the first couple of listens, but then the next morning they realize that what they had made is absolute garbage. This individual has been a victim of New Track Syndrome.
I made an awesome new song last night but I listened to it again this morning and it seems like it was just new track syndrome or something because the song sucks!
New Track Syndrome by iitsMOOKIE February 23, 2009

track sprinter 

A track sprinter is someone who is considered fast in a short distance of running such as the 100, 200, or 400 meter dashes. They are loved by everyone, and tend to be lazy and full of themselves or just can't handle running too long.
Look at that track sprinter!She just won't slow down on that track!

track snack 

a girl who hangs at the motocross track. usually of whorish nature.
Don't worry baby, I don't have any track snacks, just you.

TRACK-SMACKED

WHEN UR LOVER'S HAIR HAPPENS TO FALL OFF, THEN U GRAB IT AND SLAP HER WITH IT WHILE HAVING SEX DOGGYSTYLE.
Hey girl, let me tell u about last night. It was so good that I got track-smacked all over my back and ass. You should let ur man track-smack u.

booty spanking ass sex doggystyle

track-smacked
TRACK-SMACKED by MusicMan cam February 16, 2010