toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

toot it & boot it by stone head 420 March 7, 2011

Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

Toot it & Boot it by POSHeries February 25, 2011

Toot IT and boot it 

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

Toot IT and boot it by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

I Root-a-Toot and it Stank a Dank

When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!

Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?

I Root-a-Toot and it Stank a Dank by StankyDanky March 2, 2008