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Toenail Blow-up

When your toenail swells up and then explodes.

Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow
Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam

toenail clippings 

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

toenail licker 

someone that sucks toenails for a living as their job
you're such a toenail licker mate
toenail licker by essh April 7, 2017

toenail sucker 

A complete fucking dickwad who sleeps with your uncle while fucking your cousin and stealing your girl.
Oh my fucking God he is such a toenail sucker

toenail clippings 

the stuff that's in the bag of snacks you left at your friends house
I forgot my toenail clippings at my friends house. I can't eat dinner now :(
toenail clippings by toe_eater January 26, 2022