Pull the shades 

The act of lowering the window shades so people walking by outside can't see you masturbating.

Has become synonymous with the act of masturbating, to where simply saying you "pulled the shades" means you rubbed one out.

College Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna go get some food?
College Guy 2: I can't right now.
College Guy 1: Why the fuck not?
College Guy 2: Because I'm about to pull the shades, man!!

Pull the shades by Sebastian Haff August 14, 2009

Valley of the Shadow of Death 

The Valley of the Shadow of Death is a place where soldiers fight to the death and are protected by god above. God Save The Marines

Semper Fidelis

Today, we enter the Valley of the shadow of death. Men will die. Dead or Alive, We will leave no-one behind. I will be the first to step on the field and the last to step off.

Valley of the Shadow of Death by blackhawk815 November 7, 2005

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

The Shadow Reader 

The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.

}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-

The Shadow Reader by [e-mail] August 17, 2019

the shadler 

The SHADLER is a rapper/ Battle Rapper from The Crew OSA (One Step Ahead) and is also one of the founders of the record company that goes by the same name (One Step Ahead Records) Located in Bossley Park 2176 represent

Q) Did you see The Shadler body that cunt?
A) Yeah bro he killed him

the shadler by The Shadler November 1, 2019

The Shadow Government 

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy

This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

The Shadow Government by sirsquidy April 14, 2023

dick in the shade 

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.

A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

dick in the shade by jonesc55 May 11, 2016