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The Ninja Turtle 

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.
I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

Jordan The Ninja 

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
Jordan The Ninja by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

Pablo the Ninja

Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.
Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
Pablo the Ninja by Postwartest November 16, 2010

day of the ninja

"day of the ninja" is a fake holiday created by ninjaburger.com in competition with "internationl talk like a pirate day". it is celebrated on december 5th. it is designed to celebrate ninja in all their glory. it is customary for those who celebrate to dress and act like ninja.
(december 4th)
dude 1: hey dude, whatcha doin tomorrow?
dude 2: bein a ninja
dude 1: what?
dude 2: tomorrow's day of the ninja. duh
dude 1: oh. sweet! i wanna be a ninja!
dude 2: then dress up as one
day of the ninja by seadracon October 9, 2006

on the ninja 

To get away with something with such stealth and skill that it can only be compared to that of a ninja.

Derived from the term 'on the sly' - To be on the sly, the active of sly. You can do something on the sly, maybe stealing something funny and legendary, like mine and Jimbo's road bollard. You could also have 'slying it'
First guy:
"Hey dude, I looked in the fridge just then and I cant find that steak that I had ready for dinner, Do you know where it went?"

Second guy:
"Not too sure bro, Sam was looking in there before. Maybe he took it on the ninja when no one was looking".
on the ninja by Roarkey May 6, 2008

On the ninja seat 

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once
Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.
On the ninja seat by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010