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The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist 

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.
Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

The New Neopian Academy

A crazy guild where shit goes down.

Seriously, they are all crazy. Their list of members includes:

a lesbian in the witness protection program
a preacher who likes Broadway musicals
a Nintendo Freak
a gimpy soccer player from Luxemburg
a woman who had twins at 17, her ex-husband is in prison for solicitation
and a girl who goes by pikachu with MPD
The New Neopian Academy:

no example necessary, you just have to see for yourself.

tnnaguild.com

Trivialization against the Victims of Neoliberalism

Mocking or belittling the human cost of neoliberal policies as the complaints of the “uncompetitive,” the “resistant to change,” or those who “can’t keep up.” It portrays the gig economy, student debt, and housing insecurity as lifestyle choices or youthful struggles, not structural traps.
Trivialization against the Victims of Neoliberalism Example: Calling millennials struggling with debt and rent “the avocado latte generation,” suggesting their precarity is a result of frivolous spending, not stagnant wages and asset inflation. This trivialization turns a systemic economic condition into a moral failing and a punchline.

Logicalization against the Victims of Neoliberalism

Applying a stringent, market-based logic to human life to “prove” that neoliberal outcomes are not just efficient, but morally correct. It uses metrics like GDP, shareholder value, and productivity to construct arguments where any deviation from market logic is inherently irrational and costly.
Logicalization against the Victims of Neoliberalism Example: “Logically, a factory must close if its return on capital is below the global benchmark. Keeping it open is an irrational misuse of resources that harms overall wealth creation.” This logicalization elevates a single financial metric to the status of a universal law, making human communities and their livelihoods seem like sentimental inefficiencies.

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Neon Dave the Bait 

Neon is a red substance that i am going 2 pretend is green and dave is a bait and/or fish pen, but dnt let him know, he has had enough heartache already.....
Green thing that swims in water
Neon Dave the Bait by maz L October 15, 2004