the greatest 

the one person you can do the most random and nerdy things with and still feel cool. the one person who sends chills down your spine and whenever you're together, it's all about you. he/she is selfless, amazing and pretty much indescribable. Someone who's as cute as a button and piss your pants hilarious, it really gets no better and there's no one else you'd rather grow old with.

Between trips to the city, ice skating, loads of pictures, toy stores, veggie tales, minivolcanoes, yahoo games, serenades, morse code and crazy psychic powers... Raul is the greatest.

the greatest by gundula December 14, 2008

the greatest ever 

when your girls better is better than the better of any other girl.

my girlfriend, Colleen, is the greatest ever.

the greatest ever by Mikey940 April 16, 2008

Out in the grapes. 

When you are too far from something.

Sorry I'm gonna be late for work, I'm out in the grapes.

Out in the grapes. by Maincroissant November 8, 2019

The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the World 

The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.

"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."

"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"

The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the World by mvrick April 15, 2009

The Gates of Hell 

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

It is 3-7 rings from 2" diameter, down to 1" diameter.
The steel rings are connected by a 1/2" leather strap
It limits an erect penis to a confined space, making it extremely difficult to ejaculate.

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

Bob wore "the Gates of Hell" to pleasure his woman.

The Gates of Hell by stargeneral61 April 28, 2010

The Greatest Band In The World 

The Beatles

"Whatever happened to the life that we once knew
Can we really live without each other
Where did we lose the touch
That seemed to mean so much
It always made me feel so
Free as a bird"

The final line, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make", in the view of many fans, captures the essence of the Beatles' (The Greatest Band In The World) message.

The Greatest Band In The World by Lucy (with diamonds) September 8, 2008

piper at the gates of dawn 

the first album made by Pink Floyd. released first in the UK in 1967. three versions were released and all are different. the UK version and US version have most of the same songs, while the Japenese release has all of them. this was one of the best Pink Floyd albums because Syd Barret wrote about 95 percent of the songs, which automatically clasifies this at the genious level of musical tallent. While not the trippiest album by pink floyd, it is fun to trip out and listen to. Assholes who dont really listen to pink floyd and just name drop because they want to be cool will not really know of this album. they only know of the wall and dark side. this album is the most truly psychedelic of the pink floyd albums

non-fan:GEE GOLLY i love pink floyd
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?

piper at the gates of dawn by dont forget the eyedrops April 29, 2007