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Slut Tease 

A female who appears to be a slut (and therefore put out), but turns out to be a tease (aka cunt).
"Dude Mark that girl totally grabbed your dick in the pool, did you guys end up hooking up?"
"No she said she had to go home, she turned out to be a slut tease."

"Come on man, you should know by now. Lauren appears like she is going to hook up with you, but everyone knows she is just a tease."

spring tease 

When the temperature in cold winter months is 50+ °F after being in the 30s °F, then returns to cold weather a day or two later.
I am enjoying this 50 °F spring tease in January but the cold weather is coming back tomorrow.
spring tease by AlbertBNormal January 25, 2010

status tease 

A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!

------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!

Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT

= status tease
status tease by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009

strip tease 

A performance, as in a burlesque act, in which a person slowly removes clothing, usually to musical accompaniment.
the stripper preformed a strip tease
strip tease by Tarryn March 28, 2005

Snow tease 

When it begins to snow so heavily that you believe that the the next day you won't be going to school/work. Then the snow stops in around an hour
Hannah: Ooh, look at how hard its snowing! We won't be going to school
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease
Snow tease by SnowTeaseSucks December 18, 2010

snapchat tease 

When someone you are attracted to sends you direct snaps of them doing something that would make you crumble in their hands!
Examples: Blowing kisses, winking, smiling with their perfect lips.
ARRAYA: Girl Pete has an amazing smile and such perfect lips. His snap chats tho!

KAYLA: He's a snapchat tease!
snapchat tease by ARRAYA89 December 21, 2015