trapped in a closet 

Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.

That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.

trapped in a closet by Trappa C December 8, 2006

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition 

get me out let me out help me

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition by qk7x October 7, 2023

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse 

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.

That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

trapped in the closet 

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.

Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.

trapped in the closet by KVENNE September 15, 2006

tapped into The Borg 

Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.

"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*

tapped into The Borg by Padby February 23, 2009

trapped in a closet 

the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.

"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?

trapped in a closet by KTKate January 14, 2006

Oh NO im trapped in the urban dictionary

Hey wassup man! HELP IM INSIDE THE URBAN DICTIONARY HELP ME GOD PLEASE IVE DECIDED TO SEARCH ALOT OF WORDS IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY AND NOW IM STUCK FOREVER

Me: OH NO im trapped in the urban dictionary I CAN'T STOP SEARCHING HELP

Oh NO im trapped in the urban dictionary by Backontrack65 July 4, 2022