Taking My Talents to South Beach 

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

Taking My Talents to South Beach by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

to betray, to defect

Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by piximon July 10, 2010

takin my talents to south beach 

the glorious act of masturbation

Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"

takin my talents to south beach by stickles for three November 18, 2010

Takin my talents to southbeach 

To bail out of a deal, obligation, or family.

Jim is a deadbeat. He took his talents to southbeach and is fuckin his secretary.

I'm takin my talents to southbeach and gettin a new job.

Takin my talents to southbeach by cleveland_fans_99 November 14, 2011