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Super Trash Brothers 

A variation of the beloved child's game "Super Smash Brothers."
RULES:
1. A multiplayer game is set up with at least 2 humans and 2 computers (all four players must be active regardless of the number of human players).
2. The hit damage ratio must be set at it's highest point (200% for N64 and 2.0 for Game Cube).
3. All computer players must be randomly selected and set at level 9.0 (highest level).
4. The level must be randomly chosen.
5. Set the game mode to STOCK and choose 99 lives.
6. Every time your character loses a life (suicides included) you must take a sip of your beer (minimum 1 oz).
7. If the crowd (in the game) chants the name of your opponent, drink for 5 seconds.
8. No pausing ever! This includes getting fresh beer and bathroom breaks.
9. If you get knocked out first, you must finish every open beer on the table (or floor or wherever they are).
10. If the computer wins, everyone must chug a full beer immediately with no hesitation and no stalling. Any stalling results in a full beer penalty and a shunning from the next game.
Evil: "Dude, what you up to tonight?"
Launch: "Nothing, sitting around."
Evil: "Let's call Jefe and Gregg and play Super Trash
Brothers."
Launch: "You are truly evil... let's do it."
Evil: "I love Super Trash Brothers."
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super eskimo brothers

When you and your friend have slept with MORE THAN ONE similar girl/shared multiple igloos; thereby elevating the two of you from meer Eskimo Brothers to Super Eskimo Brothers.
"Oh shit! I didn't know you slept with Diana! We were already Eskimo Brothers through Katie, but now, well... tell Bowser we're coming for dat Princess, cause we Super Eskimo Brothers!

eskimo brothers

Super Mario brothers 4

Importer: Hey, check out this Suepr Mario Brothers 4 game I got for my super famicon!
N00b: Mario 4? Famicon? WTF?LOLOLO

super smashed brothers 

playing supersmash bros and taking a shot every loss of life. Super SMASHED bros
praneezy F baby was so smashed playin super smashed brothers he couldnt stand
super smashed brothers by pranizzles September 16, 2010

Super mario brothers

The story follows Barry B. Benson, a honey bee who sues the human race for exploiting bees, after learning from his florist friend Vanessa Bloome that humans sell and consume honey. Bee Movie is the first motion-picture script written by Seinfeld, who co-wrote the film with Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin.
I like the bee movie! oh and super mario brothers is okay too I guess

New Super Mario Brothers U 

The newest Mario game available for the Wii U. The fourth in the New Super Mario Brothers series, it is the first in HD. It launched alongside the Wii U on November 18, 2012.
I just bought the new Mario game called New Super Mario Brothers U!

Super Smash Brothers Brawl 

A fighting game for the Nintendo Wii, Brawl features characters from all over the Nintendo franchises (plus sonic and snake), and lets them beat the hell out of each other.

A solid fighter played by many, but severely hampered by incredibly stupid and annoying 'additions' that come very close to completely ruining the game. For example, your character has a chance to fall over and lay on the ground at any given time, which is absolutely inexcusable for a fighting game. Another example is how the game gives you the ability to save replays, but only if they are less than three minutes long, and no serious battle is ever that short.

However, the biggest problem with Brawl is its unbalanced nature, with the character Metaknight having the unfortunate combination of being infinitely better than the entire rest of the cast and requiring practically no skill to use. This means that a less-skilled player can easily beat a professional just by using Metaknight, and that makes tournaments and such incredibly boring and stale.

Because of these unimaginably stupid miscues by the developers, a group of players hacked brawl, removed all the stupid crap like the aforementioned trips, and balanced the characters. The new version of the game is called Brawl+, and you can play it on the Wii.

Those who don't want to play a hacked game often find themselves going back to Smash Bros. Melee, the prequel to Brawl - a fighting game that you don't randomly fall down in.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl player #1: So let me get this straight - you just won because my character randomly fell over and you nailed me with a Bair while I was down?

Brawl player #2: Yep. Talk about an empty victory. I feel bad for you.

Brawl player #1: Melee?

Brawl player #2: Melee.