Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

Brand Simping by captain_moist April 27, 2020

Simping Cost 

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

Simping Cost by kenial2023 June 15, 2023

unsuccessful simping 

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

unsuccessful simping by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

Simping 

Simping
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.

Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.

Simping by Maledic July 31, 2018

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

simping yourself by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019

Limp simping 

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

Limp simping by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

sumfing 

Sumfing - A thing of some kind. The same as something only pronounced in a silly matter.

"There is sumfing in my soupy."

sumfing by Garrett Thorne August 9, 2006