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Human Suitcase 

It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.
Human Suitcase by GNARBISCUITS March 1, 2011

ghetto suitcase 

Garbage bag. Cheap, has lots of space and easy to carry.
ghetto suitcase by Gdz January 6, 2009

suitcase wedgie 

a suitcase wedgie is like a wedge but the bully caries you while holding you're underwear

Fillipeno Suitcase

That box wrapped with tape and twine you always see on the airline baggage carousel.
Do you think I have enough tape on my Fillipeno Suitcase bro?

No man, add some more string and rope to keep TSA outta your shit.

suitcase pimp 

In the porn industry, a suitcase pimp is an unemployed boyfriend/husband of a porn star who takes care of the details of the star's personal and/or business affairs.
Jenna Jameson's suitcase pimp brought her an iced caramel macchiatto and wiped the cum off her face after her scene was finished.
suitcase pimp by jimbalaya September 8, 2006

Prison Suitcase

Process of hiding/smuggling things by hiding them in one's ass.
John smuggled smokes into his cell using his prison suitcase.