sucks donkey dick 

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

sucks donkey dick by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

That sucks donkey dick 

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

That sucks donkey dick by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011

hannah sucks donkey dick 

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

my mom sucks my dick sometimes 

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

my mom sucks my dick sometimes by DORER January 10, 2021

dick sucks 

when something is really good, in comparison to getting head, which is very positive

that macaroni and cheese was dick sucks, go try some.

dick sucks by Dick_Head December 11, 2010

sucks camel dick 

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

sucks camel dick by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

Early bird sucks the dick 

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

Early bird sucks the dick by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023