stoat the ba' 

Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.

Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"

stoat the ba' by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008

Stoat reluctant 

Heraldic device, symbolising unwillingness to engage in sexual acts.

"And we can see from the Stoat Reluctant in the coat of arms, that the second Earl was a cuckold" said the professor.

Stoat reluctant by George Vespe May 11, 2008

Stoat and Weasel 

Diesel

Had to get some stoat and weasel at the fuel pump

Stoat and Weasel by anonymous May 23, 2022

stoat gobbler 

someone is is bordering on being a total tosser but not quite there

your mate man, he is such a stoat gobbler!

stoat gobbler by sectorcpope May 28, 2006

sly old stoat 

a very sexy person possibly a love interest.

robyn - im sick of my bad luck with men
charlotte- i know i wanna find mr right
mary- im looking for a minky musky stoat
lauren- switswoo look at that sly old stoat over there

sly old stoat by robyn o brien January 29, 2008

foxy stoat 

Suave, sophisticated, and witty.

Foxy stoat seeks pig.

foxy stoat by Blegh October 10, 2008

Arse Stoat 

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

Arse Stoat by nre1975 March 12, 2011