Stabbing Westward

The greatest band. Ever.

Seifer heard Stabbing Westward in a Max Payne mod, and felt compelled to buy all of their albums.

Stabbing Westward by Seifer Almasy (I gots a big wenis) July 23, 2003

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stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

stabbing the bed by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

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Stabbing The Bag

While performing the sexual act of double penetration a male participant slips out of the female's vaginal or anal orifice. The other retains his position. While attempting reinsertion, the expelled male forcefully jabs his penis into the other male's scrotum. There by, "stabbing the bag." Commonly viewed in porn pornography.

"Father Harry won't swing with us anymore because my husband stabbed his bag."

"I enjoyed DPing Molly with you... Until you stabbed my bag."

"This must be amateur porn; that guy keeps stabbing the bag."

Stabbing The Bag by elBUNBUNofdoom October 17, 2012

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Stabbing Westward

A great industrial band hailing from my hometown of Chicago. Although their current self-titled album is kind of cool, it blows in comparison to their others: "Ungod", "Wither, Blister, Burn & Peel", and "Darkest Days".

"...My rage.... My pain... I hate... My darkest days... My darkest days..."

"Everything I touch, I break..."

Stabbing Westward by Darkest Days May 10, 2003