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Monkey in space 

Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"

The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
She flew through the air like a monkey in space!
Monkey in space by Nikki Noo Noo December 13, 2010
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first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.
Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

in space 

A prepositional phrase added to the end of any statement of ability or accomplishment, immediately enhancing the impressiveness of the ability or accommplishment in question to unbelievably awesome levels.
I play a mean trombone... IN SPACE.

Yeah, I morph all the time... IN SPACE.

I have a brachiosaurus... IN SPACE.
in space by TheLoudestFan April 16, 2009

Space Out in Lightsworld

To get high / come up. Esp. through use of ecstasy.
A sort of antonym phrase to Lights Out in Spaceworld.
I can't wait to Space Out in Lightsworld later on tonight.

Yo Frenchie, you Spacing Out in Lightsworld yet?
Space Out in Lightsworld by LiiBo November 5, 2008

floating in space 

**in a scouse accent** “Me nan’s floating in space.”

DIS (DEAD IN SPACE) 

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!
Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)

In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream 

Absolute vacuum of space prevents sound waves from travelling and vice-versa.
When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...