slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011

Slooshing 

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

Slooshing by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

slugging percentage 

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

slugging percentage by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

ploughing 

Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.

"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."

ploughing by gogggg January 28, 2006

Slothing 

When you drive your car really super slow to purposely back up traffic behind you. Term originated in the suburbs of North Jersey.

When John got out of school he started slothing the buses making the students on-board very upset.

Slothing by misfits May 3, 2012

Skouching 

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

Skouching by bsteez October 19, 2009

Slothing 

Staying in bed or on the couch all day in pyjamas, sleeping and/or eating food

Sarah stayed home Slothing about.

Slothing by the_erlking June 11, 2013