Siesta Village 

or just "the village" a strip of of tourist shops and shithole bars on a road full of slow ass drivers and idiot pedestrains. During the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, fucked up, and drunk. As for the "natives" were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. If your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. If your in your twenties good for you go get fucked up and laid at on the infamous bars. If your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there's nothing else to do.

Teen 1: Aye my native get high at the drum circle?

Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again

Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach

Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village

Teen 2: dude hes trippin

Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me

Teen 2: oh sit its the cops

Teen 1: again!

Siesta Village by the941 March 11, 2011

Siesta Lago 

A trailer park in Kissimmee, Florida. An atmosphere where random people whistle at you like a dog. The whole place is bad news. There are carjackers, drug fiends and dealers, and horrible tuba bass lines that can be heard throughout the hood...I mean park. Most people who live there have lowered cars which scrape on all the speed bumps and can be quite hilarious to watch. The only place I can think of that is as bad as Siesta Lago is Reef Club. Basically, don't live there...and if you do, MOVE OUT!

Omg! A mini van with spinners and chameleon paint! We are def. in Siesta Lago

Siesta Lago by mizzawesome March 5, 2011

Siesta Margarita 

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.

Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.

Siesta Margarita by Guy still on the couch November 1, 2010

la siesta 

when extremely hammered, you take a quick nap at the bar, and quickly recover when awakened

Hey, is Brian ok?" "Yeah, he is in la siesta mode, just wake him up and buy him another shot. and ask if he can pick us up on the quad.

la siesta by TWSawesome August 4, 2010

desk siesta

A term refering to an after-lunch nap in which a worker props their feet up on their desk and leans back in their chair. The desk siesta is most often taken by workers with an office door.

Joanne always gets sleepy after lunch, so she likes to take a desk siesta each day to perk herself up.

desk siesta by AmandaKaye February 16, 2009

Saucey Siesta 

A bunch of people eat a lot of Mexican food, and they all get into sleeping bags, and then do a Conga line while having diarrhea from the bad Mexican food

"That was such a great Saucey Siesta last night!"

Saucey Siesta by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015

Glaswegian Siesta 

A night in the cells

It kicked off down the pub last night, Dave ended up having a Glaswegian Siesta.

Glaswegian Siesta by kolo-kolo June 16, 2008