Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.

Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.

Siberian Taco by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Siberian tug of war 

Two individuals, both sharing a strand of anal beads that are inserted into their anus, playing "tug of war" with the anal beads.

Jim and Frank love to engage in a game of Siberian tug of war every Saturday night.

Siberian tug of war by Khm3 July 27, 2016

Siberian faux shart

Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted

Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.

Siberian faux shart by JSquizzle August 25, 2004

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

Siberian Snowstorm by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

Siberian Sack Lunch 

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.

After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

Siberian Sack Lunch by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009

Siberian Husky Brothers 

It's totally when you and your best bro bang the same chick within 72 hours without knowing the other did. Similar to eskimo brothers.

Luke and Andre became Siberian Husky Brothers last week at the company retreat. Sandra is such a whore.

Siberian Husky Brothers by TV's LW March 21, 2010

siberian fishstick 

A sexual act in which the dude wraps his dick with an ice pack for 20 mins, then uses his ice-cold cock to bang the chick.

"I gave that bitch a siberian fishstick last night, and she was complaining about frostbite all morning."

siberian fishstick by sven534 May 31, 2009