scrating 

Of Ilkeston origin when someone is upset or crying, usually used in a negative, offensive, uncaring way

"Stop scrating"/"Your always scrating"/

scrating by tmw January 24, 2005

Serexting 

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.

-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.

Serexting by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

Scroting 

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.

dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.

Scroting by Spegbore September 2, 2007

scremting 

1) A person who mispronounced a word or phrase

Or

2) A ratchet girl

1) person 1 "can I mutter your buffin"

Person 2 " you mean 'butter your muffin' Haha ... scremting"

Or

2) "girl, you're such a scremting!"

scremting by Jade-Z2016 May 13, 2016

Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.

You will never know who Secretive Plotter is

Secretive Plotter by Father of rich night May 13, 2022

Secretive caio 

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out

“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”

Secretive caio by Phishfoodlover9 February 25, 2018

Screwing the pooch 

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

Screwing the pooch by Motorhead October 16, 2011