The Good Samaritan 

Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !

That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'

The Good Samaritan by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022

good samaritan 

Kenneth Ely, the most selfless papa dog out there

The good samaritan made sure everyone knew ALL their possibilities; "You know, you could try...."

good samaritan by The lucky daughter March 16, 2019

False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.

Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.

False Samaritan by Owensbus August 31, 2022

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan

Good Samaritan with a batitude.

The Snit Snit Snit Samaritan helped out reluctantly.

Snit Snit Snit Samaritan by Cyllum June 24, 2022

Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)

“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Schrödinger’s Samaritan by walter the waxy May 8, 2023

Samaria 

The coolest person alive and is very beautiful and smart.

Have you met Samaria

Samaria by Monkey_05 October 17, 2015

samariya 

A very smart and brilliant young girl or mature adult, who wins others heart.
Once you meet her you will know right away.

A Samariya will treat you nice and ask you kindly for things she wants.

samariya by Cutiepie5789 December 21, 2016