Roadside Taco Burglary 

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

Roadside Taco Burglary by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014

Roadside Romeo 

Tamil/Tanglish/South Indian street usage for a "lover boy" trying to woo girls on the street etc.

Antha Roadside Romeo parru

Look at that roadside romeo - he can't get any!

Roadside Romeo by vivekamabob January 6, 2008

roadside nature call pitstop 

A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.

Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!

Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!

roadside nature call pitstop by BruinKiller3469 June 7, 2009

Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.

"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."

Roadside Assistance by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008

Roadside Blow-out 

While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.

"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"

"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."

Roadside Blow-out by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010

roadside rodeo 

when you are ingaged in anal fucking and you yell at the womens "I have aids" then you try and hold on for as long as you can

matt: i have aids
lauren: awwwwww get off

NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude

roadside rodeo by wolfs penis August 24, 2009

roadside eggs 

leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.

Horst delivered Ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.

roadside eggs by Lotter Lover May 18, 2017