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Muh Roads 

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.
Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)
Muh Roads by Muh Roads January 17, 2023

RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

all roads lead to rome 

There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.

Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.
Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?

Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.

roadsick 

adj. Acutely longing to return to an active state of travel. A sad or depressed state from not actively travelling; a longing to be "on the road."
ex. "I've been cooped up here too long, this house is making me roadsick."
roadsick by Brent Bowser September 19, 2008

RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

roadside-rhino 

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.
Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.
roadside-rhino by laysiege June 26, 2010