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Precise Guy
Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.
Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.
Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.
Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
Precise Guy by Tonytoys July 27, 2016
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Predisedance
Predisedance
Pre- as in before.
Di- two.
Dis- asunder or apart.
Dance- phonetically suffixed intentionally.
Similarly likened unto preside or prededence however pronounced like one were about to say pre-destiny although chose this word in lieu of it.
Semblance: The Government governs your mind, to govern the mind is to govern POWER; The Mind is power.
Pre- as in before.
Di- two.
Dis- asunder or apart.
Dance- phonetically suffixed intentionally.
Similarly likened unto preside or prededence however pronounced like one were about to say pre-destiny although chose this word in lieu of it.
Semblance: The Government governs your mind, to govern the mind is to govern POWER; The Mind is power.
Friend: "Gary all governments have Predisedance over many people, they essentially are non-thinkers. Their destination is Final because they have naught(not) thought for themself."
Gary: "You're wrong because the (place government entity) spoke of whom spake in your manner; The ORGANIZATION says you are Terrorism. This Dark Council you is Predisedance to fuck my shit up FAM.
-calls the police-
Friend: Sedentary thought, is all I meant!
Gary: Hello 9/11. I have a terrorist in my house, says he's a 'active thinker.' Ya I'll stay on hold until you Airstrike this guy.
Gary: "You're wrong because the (place government entity) spoke of whom spake in your manner; The ORGANIZATION says you are Terrorism. This Dark Council you is Predisedance to fuck my shit up FAM.
-calls the police-
Friend: Sedentary thought, is all I meant!
Gary: Hello 9/11. I have a terrorist in my house, says he's a 'active thinker.' Ya I'll stay on hold until you Airstrike this guy.
Predisedance by Alar Ming October 4, 2018
Faggot Precise
An individual who derives joy from jerking off to Terraria mods, and is the ultimate version of gay (pufta).
Chad 1: Oh that Faggot Precise is inviting me to play Terraria.
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
Faggot Precise by Rockety June 11, 2019