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Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol
Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh
PoopDick by PLUTKO June 23, 2023
"Dude, I finally stopped fucking the chick in the ass. Then i pulled my dick out and im pretty sure i was a poopdick."
poopdick by TurkeyVag November 21, 2009

poopdickery

A situation or event that is totally or even just slightly fucked. Shenanegens
"I gave steve the keys to my car so he could pound his girlfriend in the back, but instead he shot his load on my seat. What poopdickery."
poopdickery by Maverinni June 25, 2007

Pooflickers 

A shoe curved at the end used for "flicking" poo.
Hey Jay! Use your pooflickers and kick that shit in the bin!
Pooflickers by FatJay February 1, 2009
1.The state of having fecal matter all over your penis
2.A derogatory name for homosexual males
3.A word to describe poop which looks like a dick or a dick which looks like poop
1.She didn't wipe before anal intercourse, now I have poopdick.
2.I didn't know he was a poopdick until he brought his boyfriend to the company picnic.

3. I can't tell if I'm looking at a poopdick or a poopdick.
Poopdick by ThunderBoss March 9, 2016
A dude who ass fucks other dudes. A homo, but not a taker.
The gay bar was loaded with poopdicks.
poopdick by Silence March 31, 2003