Perfume on a Turd 

** See lipstick on a pig

When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."

Perfume on a Turd by desertcajun October 26, 2008

perfume slip stream 

the short trail of perfume smell that comes off a girl when she walks

"Dude I just got out of Amanda's perfume slip stream and damn did she smell goooooood"

perfume slip stream by quitewhite April 26, 2014

Pandemic Perfume 

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

Pandemic Perfume by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

Perculate 

when a womans vagina becomes wet upon arrousal and drips. it comes from a term used when talking about a coffee machine, the coffee perculates dripping from the machine into the pot. like a coffee machine, a woman gets hot and begins to perculate, as she cools down the perculation subsides

sophie hoard kneeled above my face legs spread. i told her she had a beautiful cunt, while running my fingers up and down her legs. she became arroused and began to perculate into my mouth.

Perculate by Tomb October 5, 2006

Old Lady Perfume 

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

Old Lady Perfume by mlamson January 7, 2011

perculate 

a graphic way to describe one gaining moisture in personal areas during sexual arousal.

"Yo she got so nubbed up she started ta perculate

perculate by dahatecatalyst September 26, 2005

Booty perfume 

The fragrance that emanates from the crack below your back, most notably after passing wind or defacating.

"I smell something rancid.... It's probably Cherise's booty perfume. I could hear her stomach gurgling across the room."

Booty perfume by GasMachine May 4, 2010