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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent 

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
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Holland Patent High School 

A place where the guys are shorter than the girls, racist against black people (though they are for the most part non existent within the school) and have less testosterone than the girls as well. The hicks, the deers, AND the antelope play in the fields (usually on 4-wheelers, or some kind of farm machine). Once in a while there is a really cute guy. Other times, farm boots and cow shit are what you get. The girls are slutty. Since the school is so small, the girls desperately reach out to other schools in the district, usually by opening their legs. Overall, Holland Patent High School is a great school if you want an easy lay, or to roll in the hay with a less than attractive farmer boy.

holland patent 

A small hick town in the province of bum-fuck where the moosen roam the streets and the rednecks milk their cows.... all day long
-Hey where do you live?
-I live in Holland Patent
-holy shit I thought you looked like a farmer... I live in remsen
-rot in hell faggot
holland patent by goose February 11, 2005

word patent 

When person 1 uses a word so often that they get offended when person 2 uses it.
person 1: what a sweet movie
person 2: i know, it was the killz
person 1: dude, i have a word patent on 'the killz'
person 2: *stares in frustration at person 1's stupidity*
word patent by bbqturtle December 16, 2007

patient patent 

A hand and wrist restraint for a patient comprising of a glove having an inboard end and an outboard and a central extent positionable over the palm and back is an example of a patient patent.

english patent 

Londumb
farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!
english patent by kennystr84 January 1, 2024

Potential Victim 

Often abbreviated to "PV".

Commonly used to refer to a girl with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".
"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"

"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."
Potential Victim by kngcn August 20, 2012