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oppo-emoticon 

the act of responding with the opposite emoticon rather than the appropriate emoticon when commenting on a status update, usually on Facebook but not limited to. This oddity invariably leads to confusion for everyone yet is hilarious to only the oppo-emoticoner and a select few of totally awesome somewhat twisted sharp-minded people that appreciate it. The hilarity varies inversely with the severity or emotional tone of the status.
ex.
girl1: "Craig has totally gone overboard with the oppo-emoticoning"
girl2: "whaaa-Shut up!!"
girl1: "Ohhh yea! He oppo-emoticoned the Sh*t out of my profile the other day. It wouldn't be that bad but now i have to explain to my mom why one of my friends is happy grandma has cancer!"

ex.
Girl1: "I don't get it. Why is Dave all smiley-face about me failing my class and not being able to get my internship? What did i ever do to him?"
girl2: "Girl you didn't know? Dave oppo-emoticons. He oppo_emoticons everybody. The guy has no regard for human emotion when it comes to his oppo-emoticoning. Especially when someones dreams or fears are involved.
It used to bother me but now i think it's cute, Dave's funny....but in your case sooooo wrong"
oppo-emoticon by megeladon January 26, 2011
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Oppo Jax 

Humongous, gigantic, impressively rotund chesticles.
Damn, that hunnie over there has a ridiculous set of oppo jax! I want to stick my face in between them!
Oppo Jax by djp34 August 29, 2010

oppo-frown 

to smile, grin, smirk, beam, etc.
That youtube video of the schmelty made me oppo-frown like crazy!
oppo-frown by A1Paish March 15, 2011

oppo-plot 

When things turn out very differently than anybody could have foreseen, the event featured an oppo-plot. When life throws you a major curveball, you experience an oppo-plot. When the forces of Nature turn to reveal that things are just not as they seem, you live through an oppo-plot.
I filed my tax return, fully expecting to be thrown in jail for tax evasion. Then I received a letter from the IRS, they reviewed and adjusted my return, and ...talk about your oppo-plot...got a check for $1,355!

oppo-siding 

The act of asking someone's advise/opinion, but always against what they say.
Quit asking what I think if you're just gonna be oppo-siding!
oppo-siding by Divinessence June 15, 2020
The person writing this uses this phone.
Thin Phone.
" I have an Oppo R11s"
Oppo R11s by ಠ ೧ ಠ No name October 5, 2020
well it's the same person using this phone, I'm typing again because I can't see myself on the word list.
"I have an Oppo R11s!"
oppo r11s by ಠ ೧ ಠ No name October 5, 2020