NADS 

Acronym for "numerical assessment of dope skiing/snowboarding." A rating system of one to ten for determining the awesomeness of a ski run, trick, person, outfit, action, or anything that deserves a rating. This term originated at Loveland Ski Area CO. This system can be applied in any situation where a rating of dopeness may be necissary.

Example 1: *Skiier does a cork 9 over a tree*

Kane- "holy shit dude!"

Ben- "NADS rating of ten!"

Example 2: *snowboarder wipes out on a rail*

Jeff- "ooooh shiiiiiiiit!"

Jerald- "NADS rating of 1!"

NADS by nadsman69 December 27, 2011

NADS 

Nasty Anal Discharge Syndrome.
When a male releases his load once too often up his gay partners chuff. The muscles are unable to recover and the result is a dribbling orifice.

Normally leads to breaking out the sanitary towels etc..

Oh I say big boy you gone and done it now. You stretched my chocolate wizway and that going to lead to a dose of NADS. Pass the Tampons old chap ill need this lot moping up.

NADS by The Odd One June 11, 2011

nads 

A hair removal product

Nads 4 hair removal gel!!!

nads by Gorash June 18, 2003

Nads 

1. Awesome

2. Outstandingly good

That touchdown pass was so nads

Nads by Stanly Zzzzzz January 3, 2007

nads 

Short for "gonads", a girl's balls (didn't know we've got some too, didja?) or some dudes testicles. In other words, my two best friends.

Hi, I'm (name). And before you ask, yes, I do have name for my nads. The left one is Akiyama Ishida and the right one is Yoshihiru Suzuki. If you gents are lucky you just might get to meet the both of them.

nads by O.o Times Are Tough o.O April 26, 2008

Nads 

A slang word for testicles, see bollocks.

He has really hairy nads

Nads by Modern_Bard January 25, 2022

nads 

the tallest person on earth and also is very lean and will have abs very VERY soon AND IF SHE WERE A MARIO CHARACTER ITD BE SUPER MARIO

omg its nads the tall person!!!

nads by imhardrn May 28, 2023