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Musically gay

When a person usually only enjoys musical artists or bands in which the singer is of the same sex as said person.
Guy1: What kind of music do you like?
Guy2: I like bands that have guy singers, not chick singers, regardless of how hot the female singer may be.
Guy1: You're musically gay.
Guy2: And damn proud!
Musically gay by FONtheCON April 13, 2008

Musically challenged 

Musically challenged people grew up with not much of an experience or education about music or arts. They usually dont know many genres of music or bands.and they are not good at interpreting lyrics or music videos.
A: Hey bro, lets listen to some Depeche mode songs.
B: whose depeche mode?
A: wow,youre so musically challenged
Musically challenged by Annipsy February 28, 2019

musicaly 

An app where thirteen year olds lip sync vulgar songs and think they are better than everyone else.
13 yr old boy: Hey bae did you see my musicaly vid?

13 yr old girl: Duh! Were you talking about MY p****?

13 yr old boy: Yeah bby lets go whip and nae nae?
musicaly by AnnoyedWithMyHand August 3, 2016

musically retarded 

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
musically retarded by y2c June 15, 2009

Musically Gay

A man who listens to music that would be considered solely for females or for peoples of a homosexual nature, while not actually taking it up the arse.
Liam: "woah man, Andy has george michael and tina turner albums on his ipod!"
Andy: "lay off butt-nugget i'm just musically gay"

musically challenged 

a person who listens to the same five songs day in and day out, for months with no variation.
You know someone is musically challenged if you hear them play the same set list of limited songs, everyday, every hour of the day, no matter what mood they are in... and yet still just mutter the words when they sing.