bitch monkey 

an insult you throw at little annoying people

Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up

bitch monkey by Matthew T February 9, 2004

bitch monkey 

a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion

wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey

bitch monkey by antiminimidge February 15, 2005

bitch monkey 

sex slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask 'em to,

milhouse is bart's bitch monkey

that sexy boy is going to be my bitch monkey
your my bitch monkey

bitch monkey by houstongirl September 19, 2009

bitch monkey 

a brother's desperate, ugly, and insecure girlfriend who nobody likes

She's so desperate that she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. No one else wants her because she is so ugly. She's known as the bitch monkey.

bitch monkey by princess traci May 9, 2006

bitch monkey 

Also known as the common racoon.

My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.

bitch monkey by spinningmia June 7, 2007

bitch monkey 

A very dry monkey. Also, something extremely dry.

This ham is drier than a bitch monkey, y'alls.

bitch monkey by ATOT March 14, 2004

bitch monkey 

my brother's desperate, pathetic, and ugly girlfriend who nobody likes.

She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.

bitch monkey by princess traci August 29, 2008