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Cold medicine. Quick and nasty in your throat, red as blood, and makes the thermometer go up and up. The classic way to feel sick.
Throw down some cold medicine. It's like mercury to me.
Mercury by Zroogz April 10, 2019
A tall, skinny battyman that bun nuff spliff and walks through the hills of Jamaica conducting vile acts of bestiality.
Bro! Why did you fuck that dog!? Don’t be like that bredda Mercury.
Mercury by OneOfHisVictims November 12, 2019
A year on mercury take 88 earth days mercury has no moons it looks like earth’s moon you could survive on mercury in night time

Mercury is in not in the habitable zone earth is the only planet in there.You can’t breath on mercury.mercury was hotter than now before it wa every sparkling because of it was very hot it’s atmosphere is very thin it it’s atmosphere is is made sodium oxygen hydrogen helium an potassium.
Mercury the closest planet to the sun
Mercury by Rare words March 28, 2021
Mercury is a person who’s really cool and although they’ve gone through a lot of pain, they make sure to be there for their friends with a smile
Hey are you Mercury, you’re honestly so nice
Mercury by OopGoodOmens April 6, 2021
Mercury is so cool! Although they’ve been through a lot, they make sure that they’re there for their friends with a smile
Hey are you Mercury, because you’re so cool
Mercury by OopGoodOmens April 6, 2021
A Mercury is a non binary, gay, sassy bitch. They like to ‘borrow’ things with his friends and is also very funny and caring for his friends. They look good in rings and know they do. They have a dead name and, like most of us, hates school. They have lots of brothers and sisters and is very tall and uses that to their advantage. They like watching aime, making Tik Toks and fights for what they think is right. They have ‘poofy’ hair, brown eyes and wears the same red hoodie all the time. They like to say ‘bitch’ a lot, but is a really fun friend that all of us love and care for!
Y: “Mercury is the best
X: “Mhm. Yes they are!”