Marzipan 

An independant yet whiney skinny blond girl who doesn't seem to realize she could have anyone on of the guys to herself (see also: Uglypan)

Strongbad trying to do Marzipan's voice on her answering machine: "Hi Oh, hello Marzipan... start calling yourself Uglypan."

Marzipan by Aaron December 8, 2003

Marzipan 

The most bizarre and unique and cherished object in the world. Known for its extreme mystery. Also found in chocolate.

"Hey Whats up?", "Nothing much man...MARZIPAN!"

Marzipan by Bonerrrrrr April 2, 2009

Marzipan 

Homestar's girlfreind.
Looks kinda like a bell.
Has no arms.
Hippie.

Marzipan is a bell.

Marzipan by person yo-yo September 12, 2003

Marzipan 

A tasty German agg pastry. Usually in the shapes of letters.

Marzipan by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Marzipan 

Homestar's girlfriend, a seriously deformed character that's sweet, kind, nd an annoying bi- I mean, tree-hugger. She rocks. Yep.

Making Out With Marzipan!
The Cheat... the cheat...

Marzipan by Jigglyman January 13, 2003

Marzipan 

homestars girl friend who a hippie who looks like a mop.I wunder how homestar got a girl friend and not strong bad.

Marzipan by joyrock August 23, 2003

Marzipan 

kills all the jokes on homestarrunner.com, not funny either

Wow, that joke was as funny as Marzipan

Marzipan by Leeg June 10, 2003